Thursday, February 10, 2011

Cold enough fer ya?

For all of you midwesterners out there who can relate to this :-)
(yes, it was -20 deg this morning here in God's country- South Dakota)


 65  above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.

People in  South Dakota plant gardens.

 60  above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in  South Dakota sunbathe.

 50  above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.

People in  South Dakota drive with the windows down.

 40  above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in  South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.

 35  above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in  South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

 20  above Zero
People in Arizona all die.

South Dakota close the windows.

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in  South Dakota get out their winter coats.

10  below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in  South Dakota are selling cookies door to door.

20  below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in  South Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.

 30  below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

 South Dakotans get upset because they can't start their tractors.

  40  below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.

People in  South Dakota start saying... "Cold  enough fer ya? "

 50  below zero:
Hell freezes over.

  South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.

1 comment:

  1. Hi, I'm somewhat new to blogging too and ran across your blog. Mainly because I had done a search for other people with adoption as their interests. As I am going through the process now. I don't really blog about that yet. But I found this post about SD amusing. Because my sister moved from FL to SD over a year ago as her husband is in airforce there. I live in NC but I hate cold weather. So I don't know how she survives there lol....I believe she has started to adapt.